[Sam, acting as if nothing happened]: Hey what's up!
[Faithful spambanana readers]: Where the heck have you been?
[Sam]: Around.
[Spammers]: Whatever. I'm outta here.
Another one of those dumb blogs where some geeky family spews selfish nonsense about their cat. Like anybody even cares. Read all about it, right here!! -Sam, Shanna, and the Kids
